Mine is the last voice you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed.
--"Two Tribes," Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most befuddling definition in the history of mankind.
Cincinnus, n.; pl. -ni. [Also cicinus, cicinnus.] [L., a curl of hair.] (Bot.) A form of monochasium in which the lateral branches arise alternately on opposite sides of the false axis; -- called also scorpioid cyme.